Get a text message from Mercury whenever it enters retrograde
When this happensStep 1: Mercury enters Retrograde
Then do thisStep 2: Send SMS
The universe is incomprehensibly large and mostly empty, with chunks of matter separated by a void so large the human mind cannot begin to contemplate it. You're an insignificant collection of atoms stuck on a rock that's orbiting one specific star in one specific galaxy.
That's one theory, anyway. Another theory states that the cosmos is, like, super concerned with how your day is going, and the movement of a particular planet through the night sky can add chaos to your life. Honestly, this theory sounds more likely to us, so we created this Zap to let you know every time Mercury is in retrograde. You'll even get a text message from Mercury itself!
Don't quite buy that the planets are, like, super invested in your personal life? Well, you should still try this Zap out. Nothing matters anyway, and who knows? It might be fun.